2020: Please, scream inside your heart.
*message from theme parks in Japan.
2021: I’m just gonna keep screaming, O.K.?
*Quote from the finale of Avenue 5.
2020: Please, scream inside your heart.
*message from theme parks in Japan.
2021: I’m just gonna keep screaming, O.K.?
*Quote from the finale of Avenue 5.
To be attractive to toerists a place has to have:
1. A regional delicacy that locals only ate because there was literally nothing else: eg itchy potato, boiled pigs ear etc
2. A LANDMARK; can be anything as long as enough places sell postcards of it
3. An activity locals regard with bemused indifference like: looking at ferns, collecting seaweed, spotting whales etc
4. Something to take home as a souvenir, connection to region is a bonus but not necessary, has to fit on a mantelpiece.
5. Lots of signs, the bigger the better. If the sign is bigger dan the attraction this is not a problem.
6. The goodwill of tourbus operators.
7. A travel guide; travel guide writers can make anything sound interesting, take full advantage of this.
Bonusses:
Restaurants with pets
Dubieus health benefits
Sticky Alcohol
Other toerists
Cues
A percentage of the population that thinks it speaks English
“Do you have the ambition to address the Grand Challenges for the coming decennia?”
…….
sure………
i mean yes, absolutely, ive had that ambition from birth, no worries
laat ik aan anderen over
Alleen in de wondere wereld van de bureaucratie
kan een brief
eerder aankomen
dan hij is verzonden
“In de uitwerking is besloten knelpunten vooral te lezen als mogelijkheden en kansen”
Bullshit
All
The
Way
Down
Begonnen met mijn nieuwe baan; ik heb vergaderd, overlegd, ben aangehaakt, erbij komen zitten, koffie gedronken, gebrainstormd en heb van gedachten gewisseld.
Update: Ik ben ondertussen ook gaan zitten, heb samen naar iets gekeken en samen iets opgepakt.